Lumiose city is a godsend for hatching these fucking eggs. Damn Scraggys, why won't you be Adamant?!

Oh god, I can't stop listening to the Double Dragon Neon Soundtrack and playing Cookie Clicker.

Somebody help me.

So, I got given the Elder Wand for my birthday. This is far too much responsibility for someone as grouchy as me.

Hey, hey you. Have you watched AoT? No? Go to Crunchyroll, marathon that shit, then you can come back and we can talk about how sick it is. Until then, get outta my face kid, ya got nothing.

I can think of two video games that allow you to do this. I feel like there should be more.

ALREADY laughing my ass off. Oh Raiden, first you were a woman, and now you're a try hard bishie cyborg. The demo's fun enough but... ah fuck Raiden I cannot take you seriously.

You ever have one of those moments where you think of a joke, and then you immediately hate yourself forever and always? Yeah, this is one of those times.

If Guile was a pirate he'd be ARRRRRR-Guile.

I'm so sorry...

I knew Lee was gonna die. I knew it from the moment I bought the game... But goddamn. That scene in the jewellery store...

First my grandmother dies on Christmas day, then my grandfather passes away 5 days later. Ain't the holidays fucking marvellous...

Yorda is an annoying as hell, useless little toss-pot who I would gladly bull rush off a cliff... If I didn't care so much about protecting her stupid ass. How the fuck did you make me give a shit about a useless little ball and chain, you gits?

Also I'll let Alphonse summarize my feelings on Shadow of the Colossus.