Cheer me up you cock-gobbling bitches, you.

Pic very bloody related.

I'm home.

How is it that the idea of this dude playing Spidey can make me actually like the idea of replacing Peter Parker?

... dance like a goofy bastard!

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Also, if you live in the UK and haven't watched it, it is your duty to go watch Black Books on 4od, lest I strike you with a boot.

Strap your fists to your back and head out for adventure!

I'd forgotten just how neon and festive Raz's velvet suit is. On a related note, god damn I want his goggle/helmet combo.

I would totally buy John Marston vs the Wolfman DLC. I'm aware that's meant to be a sasquach, but I can't see it as that for some reason, so fuck it, Wolfman it is.

Every now and then I reinstall that game and try to ignore the horrid coding and play it. I usually make it about two missions in before I crack, but this time I didn't even make it that far, but I still had fun.

All I managed to do is steal a bitching "Impala-alike", and drive it, full speed, into an Ultor logo outside an office building, whilst screaming "FUCK YOU DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!". All whilst wishing I could load my shotgun with rock-salt.

Just finished playing Braid, and now my head hurts. So, the story is about a Timmy-boy and his abusive relationship. Only it's also about his mother. And a girl he's stalking. But also the Manhattan project. But als- arrglh.