Total Medals Earned: 1,013 (From 201 different games.) Total Medal Score: 15,285 Points
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/225 points)
Capture your first alien
Earn $1,000,000
Make your first upgrade
Capture a rare alien
Purchase this laser gun
Earn 15,000,000
Fully upgraded rocket
Capture the legendary alien
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/40 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Death by exhaustion. Zzzzzz...
Death by overloading energy. Buzzzzz!
Collect 6 cans in a row.
Survive 100 yards(300 feet).
Survive 50 yards(150 feet).
Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)
Get killed by a zombie.
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 6/30 (35/270 points)
Kill 1 Soldier
Complete the first mission
Get killed by the map
Earn 100$
Score a Triple Kill
Control all the control points in a mission at once
Unlock the Dart Gun
Kill 100 Soldiers
Kill 30 Soldiers
Score a double kill with the Ion Cannon equipped
Capture 15 flags
Kill 5 soldiers holding a flag
Earn 1000$
Unlock the Rocket Launcher
Unlock the Plasma Gun
Catch a flag in the air
Unlock the Automatic Rocket Launcher
Score a double kill with the Auto. Rocket Launcher equipped
Win a mission in Overdrive mode
Unlock the Slow Bubble Gun
Get killed by the map 10 times
Kill 200 Soldiers
Unlock the Ion Cannon
Complete 50% of the missions
Earn 3000$
Unlock all the armor styles
Unlock all the weapons
Complete all the missions
Kill 500 Soldiers
Kill 1000 Soldiers
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/450 points)
Finish the tutorial.
Enter a rift.
Find the incomplete area.
Finish the first level for each character.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Finish Mell's story.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Finish Naaij's story.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (75/500 points)
Defend the weak.
Find the adult pleasure.
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 4/16 (100/500 points)
You made 10000 Kills
You restored 1000 health points.
You made 1000 Kills
You dodged 100 attacks
You restored 10000 health points.
You restored 1000Armor
You dodged 1000 attacks.
You restored 2500 Armor
You dodged 2500 attacks
You restored 2500 health points.
You made 50000 Kills
You restored over 5000 armor
You made 100000 Kills
You restored 10000 armor
You restored 25000 health points
You dodged 5000 attacks
Medals Earned: 3/13 (15/420 points)
Your First Death. Lol!
Collide with a Wall or the Drill Bee
Play for the First Time
Don't Throw Da Bombs!
Kill a Drill Bee with the invincible Power-Up
Collect 10 Power-Ups in One Game
Earn 10,000 Points
Survive for 2 Minutes!
Earn 30,000 Points!
Survive for 4 Minutes!
Survive for 6 Minutes!
Earn 50,00 Points
Medals Earned: 1/17 (5/265 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Defeat the fearsome alien tyrant, Blob-O.
Experience the joy of feeding some alien wildlife.
Make Betty laugh with the funniest dinosaur joke in the history of the universe.
Hit the jackpot on the Astro Slots machine.
Have Mr. Dinosaur land on the moon.
Collect a souvenir I <3 Mr. Dinosaur t-shirt.
Cause some property damage inside the Space Vacations building.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Put your hands on every single thing in the game.
Look at every single thing in the game.
Finish the game in under 5 minutes.